March 10th 1992
World Wrestling Federation
WWF Wresting Challenge
Coast Coliseum Biloxi, Mississippi
There's probably not going to be a lot here since we're dealing with a 2 minute supplemental match. We can touch on Bret in '92 and get into some Somers (not likely he'll pop up again on here), but there's not much of a match here. This match was selected at random off of a 1992 Bret Hart compilation disc, and while I wish we ended up with something better, it could have been much worse, so I'll take it.
1991 was a year of transition for Bret Hart in the WWF. The Hart Foundation disbanded after losing their WWF World Tag Team Championships to the Nasty Boys... What am I doing? This stuff has already been covered to death. Look, Bret was getting the singles push and would win the Intercontinental title from Mr. Perfect at SummerSlam that year. Yes, yes, great match. Moving on to January 17, 1992, when Bret dropped the title to the Mountie at a random house show in Springfield, Massachusetts. The story WWF went with was that Bret was sick and had a fever, and an audible had to be called. But there were also rumors that Bret was going to dip and debut at WCW's Clash of the Champions that following Tuesday with the title (WCW's revenge for Flair jumping with their title). But no, actually, WWF was going to move the IC title to Piper at some point anyway. Oh, then weirdly enough, Bret didn't realize his contract had rolled over, so in actuality, he couldn't give his notice. I don't know, man. It's pro wrestling. Bret would return to work quickly, but in his absence, the Mountie lost the Intercontinental Championship to Roddy Piper at that year's Royal Rumble. This led to the Piper and Hart feud that culminated in a match at WrestleMania VIII, which is probably my favorite WrestleMania match if I had to pick one. Before all of this, Bret would have to face his worst nightmare: DOUG SOMERS.
Doug Somers was one of those old-school guys who would go anywhere, work until there was no more work to be done, and move on. He wrestled in nearly every major territory in the United States you can think of: Texas, Portland, Mid-Atlantic, Florida, Tennessee—pretty much everywhere. But his roots lie in Minneapolis, and that's where he returned in 1986 for his most notable run. A majority of this run was spent teaming with Buddy Rose in a feud with the Midnight Rockers (Michaels and Jannetty). What started out as something on the undercard eventually grew into a program that would usually main event shows and is responsible for bringing notoriety to the Rockers team, especially since this was around the time AWA was airing on ESPN. The team with Rose disbanded, and Somers hung around AWA for a short while until the work dried up. He bounced around again, even doing a short tour with All Japan in 1989, until he landed a supplemental gig with WCW in '91, eventually making a daring, shocking, reality shattering jump to WWF in '92, where our match today takes place.
WrestleMania VIII is right around the corner and Bret Hart makes his way down to the ring, with Somers already in there, huffing and puffing, ready to get his hands on the Hitman. In actuality, Somers is standing there like he's waiting for a self-checkout kiosk to be free at Target. Bret does his usual ritual of giving a random kid his sunglasses. I blink, and Bret now has Somers tapping out in the Sharpshooter. That's it. All the action before that was just basic in-ring warmup stuff while an ad for their next Boston Garden show played. Anyways...
Bret would go on to face Roddy Piper at WrestleMania VIII and win back the Intercontinental Championship. For real, if anyone hasn't seen that match or anything from that feud, check it out. Low-key and focused promos, believable issues, and the match builds off all of it. He transitioned into a feud with Shawn Michaels, then won the WWF World Heavyweight Championship from Flair, and that's pretty much his 1992.
Somers wrapped up with WWF in the late summer of '92 and pretty much retired from a full-time schedule from there. He popped up on indies from time to time and tried suing WWE in 2011 over issues with his likeness, but the case was ultimately thrown out. In 2008, while working with an AWA revival indy, he participated in a tag team match teaming with Dennis Condrey against Tommy Rich and Chic Donovan—which, with those guys at the time, would have been a combined age of 226. Just thought that was funny. Somers died on May 16, 2017, at the age of 65. I'd recommend checking out the feud against the Midnight Rockers—there's some pretty good stuff.